EMAIL ME!

I have no friends. Not real life ones anyway.

If for some inexplicable reason you want to get in touch then drop me an email by clicking this link:

THIS LINK WILL SEND ME AN EMAIL

You can write what you like really. Emails I’ve received include threats, sexual innuendo, pictures of Keanu Reeves, an elephant, and a recipe for cyanide soup which I plan on making and serving for the Tory party at their next rave.

In the meantime, here’s a picture of Pingu missing the toilet bowl:

Bad aim

Bad aim

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